Xing-A-Ling Speak

I really ought to have found out more about that guy’s performance art piece before agreeing to be in it.  Nudity, fine.  Lobsters, fine.  But believe me, friend, nudity and lobsters is just asking for trouble.

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I now see that biting that panda again to avenge my Henanese co-provincial was going too far.  For the record, neither he nor I had any business being in the panda enclosure at the zoo that drunk

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